I remembered a post I read a few weeks ago and decided to take matters into my own hands. Hands armed with spray paint.
I flipped that Summer door mat over and doused it with a coat of primer. Then with the leftover blue from the front porch table and chairs, I put a base coat, let it dry and taped off a little border.
2 coats of black paint, then removed the tape.
Not the best thing in the world, but not bad!
And completely free, except that I was out of Frog Tape and had to get more.